I saw this on Face Book and although it’s not anywhere near how things would be done to create an independent West, the sentiment speaks volumes and has to be shared. I just wish I knew who the author is in order to give appropriate credit.
“Dear Canadian liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists and Castro supporters, et al:

We have stuck together for 150 years for the sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has clearly run its course.

Our two ideological sides of Canada cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all, so let’s just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.

Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a similar portion. We will settle for less landmass if we get the right portion, which must include Alberta & Saskatchewan.
That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy given the favouritism divide. Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.
–We don’t like redistributive taxes so you can keep them. You can also keep the Carbon Tax.

–You are welcome to the liberal judges, CUPE and UNIFOR.

–Since you hate guns, and war, we’ll take our firearms, the police, and the military.
–We’ll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and the coal mines, and you can go with wind, solar and biodiesel.

–You can keep Butts, Barbie,  Shannon & Suzuki. You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all four of them.

–We’ll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, the farmers, Wal-Mart and the TSE.

–You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food vouchers, homeless, homeboys, hippies, druggies and illegal aliens.

–We’ll keep the greedy CEO’s and rednecks.

–You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we’ll retain the right to help invade and hammer places that threaten us.

–You can have the peaceniks, the pipeline and war protesters, and anti-everything economically beneficial crowd.

— When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we’ll help provide security.

–We’ll keep our Judeo-Christian values.

–You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, peoplekind, political correctness and Mr Dress Up. You can also have our share of the U.N. We will no longer be paying any part of that bill.

–We’ll keep the SUV’s, pickup trucks and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Volt, Tesla and Leaf you can find.

–You can give everyone free and regulated everything healthcare…. if you can find any practicing doctors.

–We’ll keep “God Save the Queen” and “The Old National Anthem words.”

–I’m sure you’ll be happy to substitute “Imagine” or “I’d Like to Teach the World to Sing”, with “Kumbaya” or “We Are the World”.

–We’ll practice trickle-down economics and you can continue to give trickle up poverty your best shot.

–Since it often so offends you, we’ll keep our history, our language, the war memorials and the Queens picture.

Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like-minded liberals and socialists. And if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I’ll bet you might think about which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.


An Anonymous Law Student

P.S. Also, please only invite Leonardo DiCaprio, Sean Penn, Martin & Charlie Sheen, Michael Moore, Barbara Streisand, and Hanoi Jane Fonda to your portion of landmass.

P.P.S. And you won’t have to press 1 for English when you call our country.
Let’s Keep This Going, Maybe Some Of It Will Start Sinking in.”

Just Golden….


4 thoughts on “DIVORCE AGREEMENT

  1. Stupidest thing yet. Without the liberals there isnt enough support to separate.. but as I’ve said this isnt about seceding.. it’s all about conservatives.. duck the country as long as it conservatives.
    lol u not fooling anyone which is why ur ship is sinking.
    How do I unsubscribe from this right wing idiocy?

    Liked by 1 person

    • Hi Same old, thanks for your comment. It’s always great to hear and read differing viewpoints. It appears you have misinterpreted the last post. It is not a statement of fact nor intent, simply an amusing written piece from an anonymous person. Now, when you say “without the liberals” are you referring to Liberals as in the party or liberal minded people? There is a difference. While I can’t speak for the former, I have addressed the subject of the later in many previous posts. My position is very simply, for any chance of success at independence, the prospect of it has to be agreeable to all, left, right, green, blue, red, LGBT, ALL. We cannot be successful as a country if we ignore or suppress a segment of the population.

      That said, this is most definitely NOT about Liberal or Conservative Parties. In fact, Western Separatism is the goal regardless of who sits in Ottawa. To assume this is to be closed minded and that’s not what this is about. Of course you are free to “unsubscribe” to anything you want. If you like, I can block you from commenting and that’s that, you won’t have put up with any perceived “right wing lunacy”. However, I wish you wouldn’t. Because we need a variety of thoughts and input if this is ever to be successful. Who knows? You may be holding the answer to an important issue!

      Again, thanks for your contact. Best wishes for the Christmas Season and for 2019!


  2. Posting nothing but conservative views hardly says it has to be agreeable to all.
    Quebec is getting 12 billion plus in transfer payments over the next 2 years.. nothing for tits up Alberta… that’s a huge failure of confederation.
    Alberta want to export raw resources.. another conservative only plan.. liberals want it processed here for value added.
    I could go on but needl3


    • Are these “conservative” views? Well, sorry, I thought they were my views. It seems that my views are like beauty and subject to the eyes of the beholder. In light of my obviously objectionable views perhaps you would consent to write a piece that I would publish on this site detailing your views and what solutions you have to offer. Apart from editing for language, spelling and grammar it will be untouched and available to all. I’ll even promote it online for you. Please try to keep it reasonably short, not for censorship but for space. Are you up for it?


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